Beazley
a huge stinky t-rd. like the mother of all t-rds, when you really rip a sh-t that will make it in t-rd folklore. most commonly used with the term: “rip” i.e “rip a beazley”
these are usually “ripped” after eating a large amount of food, mainly fast food.
“holy god, i just ripped the most diabolical beazley ever”
“if i eat all that, im going to have to slaughter the most intense beazley”
blowing a zurbert or a raspberry onto a p-n-s or v-g-n- to make said p-n-s and/or v-g-n- vibrate and produce a loud vibrating sound.
h-llo my dear. lovely day in the park, isn’t it? why don’t you come over here and sit on my face and i’ll rip a beazley on your l-b–, darling!
1. an amazing person who doesn’t realize or won’t accept that they are.
2. a s-xy, kind, smart, and thoughtful person.
3. the perfect boyfriend.
4. the guy that any girl would be lucky to have.
“i’m so glad my boyfriend is a beazley.” 😉
a fat f-cker of a man who was born to become a great loser. just think of big kim 😉
that’s a bit “beazley” dont you think?
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