---

beazmo

---

Read Also:

• Beavers Pocket

  refering to a females v-g-n- being very moist ” that girl i was with last night was as wet as a beavers pocket” tw-t p-ssy

• bebe's kids

  the ridiculously numerous offspring of an irresponsible mother (see clownshoes who doesn’t watch her children properly, allows the kids to do whatever they please, and sits around watching tv all day talking on the phone with her friends, and then deny your allegations of bad parenting and tell you that you have no right telling […]

• bedboard

  the only item in every hotel room that will keep two straight guys from b-mping into eachother while sleeping in bed together…otherwise known as an ironing board. get the bedboard board you greasy goose, i don’t want my leg hair grazing yours in bed.

• bederosexual

  one who enjoys sleeping more than s-xual intercourse. enjoys many sn-rg-sms. can be shortened to “bedero.” “f-ck relationships. i’m bederos-xual anyways.” “dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i’m so bederos-xually aroused.”

• Beerzheimers

  beerzheimer’s disease is a brain disorder named for netherlands beer maker freddy heineken, who first described it in 1929 after loosing his -ss in the stock market crash and drinking 14 beers. scientists have learned a great deal about beerzheimer’s disease in the century since freddy first drew attention to it. today we know that […]

---