Because I can


an absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
this expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.
q: why on earth would you want to play “für elise” on an hp scanner!

a: because i can

in other words f-ck u b-tch

if someone was to say y u do that b-tch um because i can
“y u do that”

“because i can f-ggot”

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