Becker, n.
the t-tle one receives, when, he can please two women simultaneously while playing a mozart piano concerto. one must be extremely coordinated and limber. can also aply to a woman
hey, look at steve play all those arpeggios, eat that b-tch and toe-f-ck that oriental under the piano! what a becker!
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