Beckham (UK only)
the “anna kournikova” of soccer.
man! teenage girls are bigger fans of beckham than the people who actually follow the sport!
a ponce that cries if accidents happen and he can’t get an apology
football, the boss in a rage over a lost game kicks a loose football boot, this h-ts the said beckham on the noggin, he cries and demands an apology or he walks (and takes his ball with him)
pretty good player, now plays for real ‘f-cking’ madrid
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