Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable
i have finally figured out what “beyond” in “bed bath & beyond” stands for… yup, that’s right, it’s “beyond reasonable”. as in, good lord! the number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!
lynda: “honey, i need to stop in bed bath and beyond to pick up some hand soap.”
marty: “okay.”
an hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap…
lynda: “i love that store.”
marty: “that was bed bath & beyond reasonable. next time, can we just go to safeway and get some dial hand soap?”
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