Bed Buddy
that friend you love so much you could spend the rrest of your life sharing life and your bed, just none of that relationship bullsh-t.
this is my bed buddy (insert name here).
1. your friend who you find attractive enough to sleep with yet refuse to date for some reason or another. see friend with benefits.
2. ex-girlfriend/boyfriend who still shares your sleeping sp-ce.
1. hey babe, i’m cold. you gonna be my bed buddy tonight?
2. yeh jack, i haven’t been sleeping well. my f-cking bed buddy has been stealing my covers, stupid tw-t.
any member of one’s chosen gender that makes it into that piece of furniture ordinarily used for sleeping (or, alternately b-mpin’ and lovin’ in the bed). a bed-buddy’s purpose is usually s-xual in nature, although s/he may also be a cuddle provider.
often abbreviated as “bb.”
she shook her head when asked if she and alain were dating; he was simply a bed-buddy, and nothing more.
friends with benefits
rachel thought shannon and lucas would be bed-buddies because ice-blue eyes and brown hair are irresistable.
it is s-x with someone you know for a long time. not an emotional “love” connection, just someone you care about as a friend only and it is just s-x for mutual pleasure.
if you can’t f-ck your friends than who can you f-ck a total stranger you know nothing about? better and safer to have a bed buddy.
it is s-x with a friend whom you’ve known and care about but not as emotional, love interest relationship. someone that can maintain the separation of s-x and being in love.
as long as both partners understand the boundaries it can provide a lifetime of fond positive memories.
cougar, booty call, courtesan, wilf, milf, lover, mistress, safe s-x, f-ck buddy, friends with benefits
slang term for one’s male h-m-s-xual lover.
is it true that mike and steve are bed buddies?
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