bed carting
the term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you’re too lazy to get up.
“dude, i was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that’s why i missed your party…yeah, i know i’m lazy.”
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- Ben-job
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- Bensoning
the act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever. one who performs these acts is known as a “benson”. bro a: how’d that date go last night? bro b: it was pretty good, until i turn around and she’s bensoning all over the place. bro a: like […]
- bespell
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- bestish
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