Bed lasagne
a mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with s-m-n on top as the cream sauce
after a long s-x romp with friends ferry’s bed was full of blood and sh-t, his neighbor chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne
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