bed presser
a person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. in vogue during shakespeare’s lifetime.
i hear king henri was quite the bed presser.
a heavy, lazy fellow
from samuel johnson’s – history of the english language
prince henry.. i’ll be no longer guilty of this sin. this fanguine coward, this bedpresser, this horse-back-breaker, this huge hill of flesh, . , . .
from shakespeare, henry iv part i
act 2 scene 4
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