bed wedgie
when you get a wedgie while you are in bed.
last night my older brother came in at midnight and, since i was asleep, he tugged at the front of my tighty whities, i was lying on my back in tighty whities taht were from six years ago(i’m not exagerating) so they were extremely tight,he lifted me up into a nuclear melvin which is also cl-ssified as a bed wedgie. i was screaming “bl–dy murder!!!!!”. ooowwwwwww!!!
when you have been sitting in the bed for hours, probably with your laptop in your knee, moving your -ss around for beater comfort you might suddenly realize you got a bed wedgie!
it’s simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
martin luther king: ah, sh-t man! i’ve got a bed wedgie!
santa: pull it out then, fool!
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