Bedazzled lock
when someone places candy (perferabbly the fruity kind) in a womens “va jay jay” with chocolate sauce and other sweet -ssortments, then the man finds all the candy by licking away the other stuff until the point of an -rg-sm.
“i heard courtney had a bedazzled lock last weekend!”
” he totally bedazzled my lock last night.”
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