Bedcave


the term bedcave is used to describe when you get fully underneath your cover, duvet etc leaving a small opening near your face allowing you to peer out at the world from the saftey of your aftificially constructed womb.

note 1: no worldly troubles can p-ss beyond the borders of the bedcave.

note 2: all mosnsters, ghouls, ghosts, witchies, zombies et al are unable to intrude upon the protective borders of the bedcave.
having emersed himself under his covers, jim text his friend andrew stating, “i’m safely tucked up in the bedcave, i can’t believe my luck, i f-cking love the bedcave!”

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