bedcrastinate
when you wake up early enough to do something, but stay in bed and pretend to be asleep in order avoid doing so.
using a bed to procrastinate
guy 1: “man, i woke up way to early this morning, it was 8:30 and i couldn’t sleep!
guy 2: “so did you finally do your homework then?”
guy 1: “no, i bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping”
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