Bedminster NJ
bedminster new jersey is home to some of the richest people in america such as forbes, woody johnson, jacqueline mars and delorean. lamington road and larger cross are where the cream of the crop live, not in the sh-tty -ss hills. in bedminster you can find a lot of horses, big -ss estates, and your typical bros from delbarton, gunnery, the hill school, lawrenceville and any other 50k private high school you can think of.
places to eat are w-ll–s tavern they got some dank sh-t, as well as bedminster pizza (legit best pizza ever ask trump) trattoria mediterranean (expensive italian restaurant where all the rich -ss local mobsters eat) and salad creations where u can make ur own dank salad. o and almost forgot sh-tty pizza brothers where all the spaniards work and deliver the pizza in a hummer, who the f-ck drives a hummer now a days, o wait, sh-tty -ss pizza brothers!
bedminster is also known for the famous “hunt” with far-hills (far hills is part of bedminster township). the hunt is the biggest steeple chase race in the country, however no one gives a sh-t about the horses, they just care about drinking from 9 in the morning till god knows when the hunts over. at the hunt you can drink from kegs at every other spot, as well as see sloppy hoes fighting in the mud, and bro’s displaying bro love. the hunt is really the biggest sh-t show of the year and is bedminsters claim to fame.
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