Bedroom Karate
a modern form of the martial art that involves earning belts through sleeping with people from various backgrounds and cultures.
white belt – caucasian
yellow belt – asian
black belt with a white stripe – african- american girl with caucasian tendencies
steve: so glad you made me go to that party last night, finally hooked up with cindy lee, got that yellow belt! master sensei!!
mike: textbook bedroom karate execution! better put a white stripe on that, she’s got tendencies for sure!
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