Bedroom Vegetarian
a girl (or h-m-s-xual guy) who refuses to perform oral s-x on their male partner. she/he, in effect, refuses to “eat meat.”
guy 1 (awesome wingman): so, dude, did she blow you?
guy 2 (whipped b-tch): nah, she said she was too good for that. strictly v-g-n-l.
guy 1: haha, you got denied by a bedroom vegetarian!
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