bedsores
disgusting sores you get mostly on your back and legs from sitting in bed too much.
i totally spent all weekend in bed watching netflix. i’m developing some awesome looking bedsores on my lower back.
lazy.lazy–ss.g-d-for nuthin’.a male or female that spends most of their day in the bed(sleepin’)while your -ss is off off workin’.
“girl, i feel for you…that bedsore needs to get his -ss up and get a j.o.b.”
variation of the slang term “dead ser”.
can be used in any situation for pretty much anything. sounds best while said in an english accent.
isn’t that chick so hot?
oohhh bed sore!
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