Bedtime Story
discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to s-xual intercourse and/or foreplay.
masturbation is usually involved in this act.
“dude, i told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!”
1. a positive story that you tell all your friends about a s-xual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
“you know i saw you leave the club last night with that person. you got a bed time story to tell us?”
“i think i’m gonna hit what’s their face on the cell late night. see if i cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after.”
the act of pulling out the p-rn just before sleeping and having a w-nk before p-ssing out asleep. a common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.
man – “so what did you get up to last night ?”
colleague – “not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story”
an unexpected reception of a s-xual act from another person at night, in one’s bed.
shawn thought sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story
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