bee dub


a moderately-to-severely deviant s-xual act in which a man penetrates his partner’s (usually female) mouth and v-g-n- with as many mozzarella sticks as will fit, lubricating his p-n-s with hazelnut spread (esp. nutella) and engaging in -n-l s-x with her. then he will smear the nutella mixture across her face, capture her in the trunk of a car, fart in the trunk and quickly shut it, typically causing the bottom to quarf (facilitate the expulsion of all mozzarella sticks). when done properly, the top will verbally express grat-tude and admiration after the act or scene by grand compliments.
you have to be very bendy to get a bee dub in a miata.

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