beef javelin
when you fart in your hand and then w-nk furiously!
“ahhhh blad, last night right? i farted in my hand right? and i w-nked myself off and it felt all warm and smelt realy beefy, its called beef javelin its well mint” -damien shane mckenzie the 3rd
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