beef jerky
the best snack around
jack link’s is some pretty good beef jerky
1. a f-ckin delicious snack.
yes jack link’s teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.
jerky is the world’s healthiest and best tasting snack food. typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. also is the most sold snack item to out troops.
i found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.
the act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like brittney spears (and i’m talking today’s brittney spears, not the brittney spears of ten years ago.
i had some beef jerky today. i was watching about schmitt and i saw kathy bates totally nude. couldn’t help but jerk off to that cow.
1: the act of masturbating.
2: getting a handjob.
this girl gave me the best beef jerky the other night.
a delicious dried, smokey beef snack. quite possibly the manliest food known to man. don’t be fooled by those p-ssy beef stick imposters. you can see the “grain” of the beef in real jerky.
frank: “hey john, you want some of this beef jerky?”
john: “no thanks.”
frank: “p-ssy.”
an ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!
guy 1: hey you want some beef jerky
guy 2: give me now!
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