beef keel


when a girl is out in a mini-skirt, in cold weather, especially without pantyhose, tights or panties. the cold can cause her beef curtains (see definition: beef curtains) to freeze together into a beef keel.
sarah: ‘i was out walking the other day, and while i was on the bridge i caught an updraft and got the hardest beef keel.’

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