Beef Missile


the male genetalia
a meat product whose shape resembles a long, generally cylindrical object whos head mushrooms out into an aerodynamic pinnacle.
john: wanna have some beefmissile for dinner?
mary: what? no.
john: wanna just see it?
mary: no.
john: it tastes like chocolate and money
mary: mmmmmphfhf im telling all my friends about this.

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