beef trumpet
a tasty, more inviting term used to refer to one’s p-n-s.
‘she played a cracking tune on my beef trumpet’
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a male sk-nk. an b-tchor an -sshole. term used (originally) by a small group in northern california. “dude, you’ve been playing halo all day, it’s my turn sk-nkmo.” “why do you keep f-ckin’ with these skallys you’re such a sk-nkmo.”
- Crodge
old female reproductive organs “i bet joanna lumley has a m-ssive crodge”
- Nub Noo
alternative way to say or text “i love you.” girl: love you guy: nub noo too
- nut gravy
a whitish gelatinous dna containing substance forcefully ejected from a man’s p-n-s during climax of the s-xual act. jankins: i sprayed nut gravy all over her face! poombah james: you’re the schizz-rizzle-ba-dizzles, matey jankins: and then i gave her a pearl necklace! poombah james: you should be a like a professional cake decorator, baller!!
- Nut Powder
any brand of powder sprinkled on one’s scr-t-m may be termed, “nut powder.” “dude, it’s gonna be a hot day! make sure you bring some extra nut powder… we don’t want to get chafed.” mike always brought extra nut powder when he visits his in-laws.