beef wellington

a s-x position in which the girl lays face up and the man takes a cr-p on her v-g-n- and then f-cks her.
ah man my d-ck smells rank after giving that beef wellington to this one chick
real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. therefore, “beef wellington” is here defined as when a man has v-g-n-l intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection.
the two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use monistat the next day.
a term that identifies a guy who is hot or good looking. usually wears tight jeans, checkered shirts and band shirts. may have piercings, flesh tunnels and tattoos. their hair should be fairly long with a fringe. it helps if they have a good music taste.
you are with a group of people and you’re walking down the street. you spot a guy, that you think is looking good, so you state to your friends ‘beef wellington!’.
put on some welly boots, and visit a famous yorkshire landmark and poo in a yorkshire pudding to warm up.

wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

beef wellington!
during his inauguration, barack obama landed a beef wellington in mich-lle’s oval office.
noun: 1) a strip of steak wrapped in a flaky puffed pastry, delicious when served with mushroom sauce, or 2) a worn-out ho that has received more than her fair share of hot beef injections. the “pastry” has been injected with beefy goodness many times and is no longer delicious, even with mushroom sauce. syn: sk-nk, bear claw, worn-out
“man, i’d love to give chelsea a hot beef injection”
“don’t do it collin, she’s already a beef wellington!”
two men wrap their p-n-ses in shrinkwrap and stand face to face. each man takes turns slapping the other’s p-n-s with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. whoever gets the erection loses!
tony and mike won’t stop playing beef wellington!
where a guy/girl takes a sh-t in their partner’s mouth.
that was disgusting when i gave my girlfriend a beef wellington last night, she even offered to give me one.

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