beej
short-form pr-nounciation of bl-wj-b, for those people who are too lazy to pr-nounce it’s abbreviated form “bj”.
monica gave bill a beej in the white house.
another word for bl-wj-b
ayo girl, lemme get a beej.
the preferred nomenclature for a bl-wj-b. consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the “petershaft” itself, usually ending in -j-c-l-t–n, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman’s weakness…. but is effective for all males. (except queers.. i’d rather not have their input on the pleasures of a beej)
“that dump gave me a nasty beej yesterday”
“i love getting road beej’d”
“give me a beej”
slang for…
-beef, as in hunk, hulk, or incredible hulk.
-a stellar beach.
-a surf board.
“elvis sure was a huck-a-beej o’ burnin’ love.” (girls scream and faint)
“clark sat on top of a sand dune at a beej in monterey and watched the sunset.”
“bill wiped out while attempting to ride his beej on a gnarlatious 100ft wave; he ended up with a sand facial.”
used mostly by native americans in reserves to call somebody a d-ck.
mom: f-cking beej
kid: k
when a girl/gay male coats a male’s p-n-s in honey and proceeds to suck and lick it all off.
sarah: what did you do last night?
sidney: i gave andrew a bee-j but honey got all over his bed so there was a lot of clean up.
sarah: ell oh ell!
1. a humorous term for saying bl-wj-b.
2. you can alos use it as an i.o.u
3. can be in the form of sloppy or dry
1. hey babe, wanna give me a beej?
2. “thanks for helping me complete my -ssignment man, i’ll give you beej”.
3. james: “why don’t you give me a sloppy beej?”
marcus: “nah! i’ll make it dry, cause your a f-g!”
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