Beelzebozo
alter ego of the late, great comedian bill hicks. a bit in which he said he was available for children’s parties as an evil clown.
beelzebozo: hi, kids, it’s beelzebozo time! tell me something, who here outta you young’uns has never…watched a skin flick? c’mere, tommy! see them? them’s t-tties, hoo-hoo!
tommy: mommyyyyyyyyy!
beelzebozo: that is your mommy!
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