beemer squirt
p-ssing on the car door handle of some motherf-cker’s beemer. trust me, he deserves it. nothing good can come of it. either he hits it wet and gets p-ss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. it helps if you sit and wait for the -sshole to come back and sniff his hand
the sh-tbag in sungl-sses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so i followed him and gave that -n-lripper a beemer squirt. he got my p-ss all over his hand. eat sh-t and die.
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