BeenGay
also known as astro-glide, a creamy substance commonly found in the lube aisle at whole foods, right next to the glueten free pasta.
adam: excuse me sir, do you know where i can find the beengay?
jonathan: i believe we might be sold out, but if we do have any left, it would be over there by the tom’s all natural shampoo toothpaste.
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