Beer Battered
adj.
1. woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.
2. a womans red, puffy, and swollen v-g-n- after a night of rough drunk s-x. also known as a “puffy taco”
women and seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.
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