beer bottle jocker


a person with no girlfriend/wife with a small p-n-s whose is so lonely that he’s forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.
“i dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you’re gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!”

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