Beer bruises
mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have no memory at all of obtaining.
particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling jesus on the porcelain telephone.
ouch, what the h-ll was i doing last night!? and where am i? and why is there diced carrot in my hair!?
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