beer cougar


a sub-cl-ss of cougar that tries to get with males under the age of 21 by offering to buy them alcohol.
guy 1: dude, where did jimmy get that beer from? he’s still only 12 years old!
guy 2: your mom bought it for him. i think she’s about to make a move on him. what a total beer cougar!
guy 1: poor kid, he never had a chance…

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