beer hand
in texas hold’em poker, having 2-7 offsuit in the hole, although some consider the 2-7 suited to be a beer hand as well. so-called because when dealt, it’s “time for a beer.”
some donkey cracked my pocket rockets with the beer hand last sunday. i was so p-ssed off.
when your hand is wet and cold from holding a beer can or another cold drink
i’d shake hands with you, but i’ve got beer hands.
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