beer mathematics
used to define a person’s inability to count (particularly beers) when intoxicated.
guy 1: how many beers have i got?
guy 2: you’ve got 2. you drunk 2
guy 1: but i had 4
guy 2: i know. you drank 2, and you’ve got 2 left
guy 1: so there’s 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?
guy 2: what the h-ll is unempty?
guy 3: xd i f-cking love beer mathematics
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