beer muff
reduction in sensation of the female genitalia due to excessive consumption of alcohol. this can lead to inadequate physical arousal and/or inability to achieve -rg-sm. this is the female equivalent of whiskey d-ck.
that last pint gave angela the courage she needed to invite tom back to her place but, alas, left her with a bad enough case of beer m-ff that she was unable to truly enjoy it.
when you’re so drunk that the band at the bar doesn’t sound as bad as they normally would–might, in fact, start to sound good.
i can’t believe i bought that band’s cd; i must have been wearing beerm-ffs.
when your so drunk, rebecca black’s friday starts to actually sound decent.
bob (sober): i can’t stand this rebecca black girl. this song sucks!
2 hours later
bob (drunken): it’s fridaaay fridaaay gonna get down on friday! partying partying yeah!
fred: what the h-ll dude? ahh, must be the beerm-ffs
when you think you heard something spectacular only to find out the next day that it wasnt nearly as good as you thought
similar to beer goggles only using hearing not vision
last night i downloaded the best song when i got home from the club. but i must have had my beer m-ffs on cause today when i listened to it, i wanted to light my ears on fire and proceed to chip away the charred remains
see also “beer goggles”. a certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. an ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer m-ffs. aka “beer plugs”.
she was really annoying, but once i put on my beer m-ffs, i didn’t mind so much.
the inability to hear how loud you’ve gotten after drinking too much.
candace: hey, man, i’m right across from you, you don’t have to yell.
alex: sorry, i’ve got my beerm-ffs on.
when you’re drunk and find yourself dancing to top 40 songs that you normally hate. similar to concept of beer goggles
miley cyrus sounds a lot better after a couple of drinks, when you have beer m-ffs
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