beer mugger
(n). a youthful male, drinking nothing stronger than beer, who routinely -ssaults hippies and other degenerates usually after a local football game.
dude! don’t go by the park tonight. place is crawling with beer muggers.
beer mugger (n). the man you discover
has h-t you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you “nip out for a couple of
pints”.
the beer mugger got me again last night.
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