beer muscles

n. false bravado; dutch courage; the powers one imagines one has after one has consumed 19 pints of beer.
man1: i’m a gonna go and pick up that incredibly hot girl over there – the one who’s sitting with that huge looking footballer.
man2: whoa, haven’t your beer muscles grown!
when one has consumed too much alcohol and is convinced he can fight any one or lift any heavy object.
n-gg- 1:”tray was trippin last night, man. he drank 3 forty onces and smoked 3 blunts and tried to fight 2 big -ss n-gg-‘s who been smart eye’in him the whole night!”

n-gg- 2:”you right, you right. n-gg- had beer muscles! one dem n-gg-‘s is a linebacker for virginia, that n-gg- was a mob beast niggy for sho’.i’m juz glad tray pulled a hernia befo’ the fight even started so no fight went down. n-gg- thought he could pick up a 50 inch plasma and toss it at a n-gg- like a baseball, he perp.”
when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone
your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!
see beer muscles, in particular first definition.
the partic-p-nts of stupid and dangerous acts of male bravado are often aided in these acts by their beer muscle
what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.
scott- hey steve have you seen derick?

steve- ya, douche bag derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner…
when you get so drunk that you start to think you can fight anything in your path.
chick 1: i think you’ve had too much to drink.
chick 2: what makes you think that ?
chick 1: cause you just tried to punch a telephone pole. you are getting beer muscles.
beer muscle is the overly fat midsection resulting from excess beer consumption. most often used in conjuntion with a brand name beginning with the letter “m”.
bob has an enormous beer muscle. also bob has an enormous m(brand name) muscle.

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