beer ninja
one who stealthily can steal another’s beer. basically a beer ninja is one stealthy m0-fo and can do it right in front of yo face.
yo digga, tonite i stole a beer and used kim’s fat -ss as a screen when i leaned over and grabbed it off the f-ckin coffee table. i’m a h-lla sweet beer ninja.
hahahahaha dave was so drunk i walked right up to him and stole his beer like 2 feet from his face. f-ckin hilarious. man that makes 2 beers tonite. i’m such a f-ckin beer ninja, yo.
the person(s) involve in the theft of beer from one party to take back to the party of their own. once a beer ninja accepts the mission he must complete under any means neccessary. this includes but is not limited to 1)stealing from a friends party, 2)jumping fences, 3) wearing camoflage, 4)kidnapping people, 5) attacking from the sea, and 6)sending in spies to distract parties away from the m-ss of beer.
chris: we are out of beer dude
nick: no sh-t? guy down the street is having a party.
chris: lets take his beer.
nick: its on. beer ninja style.
on some college campuses with charitable uppercl-ssmen, the beer ninja performs the opposite function, stealthily distributing beer to those in need, rather than removing it.
dude! the beer ninja was just here and gave us all beer!
an educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. one who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull cr-p. genuine. ninja
“kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a beer ninja!”
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