Beer queer

self defined temporary bi-s-xual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some -ss, he went back with a gay guy to get his c-ck sucked.

usually when said beer queer gets a new girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bl–dy fast it ends up in f-cking narnia, probably never to be seen again!
malcom’s started telling everyone he’s bi since he went home with john, but he was only bl–dy beer queer!
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one who gets overly emotional and overrun with feelings of love when drunk.
this person is otherwise contained and functional, but get some alcohol in them and suddenly they are all tears of happiness and thankfulness that they have “friends like you.”
beer queer: i am -so- thankful to have you guys in my life -sob- you are -always- there for me when i need you.
i love you guys so, so, so much! -sob.
friend: dude. get away from me. stop being such a beer queer.
n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting h-m-s-xual
jose contreras: when did richie cunningham convert from v-g-n-ism??
bruce lee: he’s still very much a v-g-n- enthusiast. he’s just being a beer queer now with that dude. what a desperate f-ck.
that guy who is drunk and starts making gay jokes about each other, either male or female
random #1″man you look f-cking ripped today, wanna makeout?”

random #2″don’t turn into a beer queer man”