beer sneezes
the epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. a temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal p-ssages.
“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
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