beer swamp kiss
verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more oklahoma born men as a sign of love, s-xual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female indiana resident, the rising of a “lady b-n-r”
“tucker beer swamp kissed fuller on his taint, causing jessica a lady b-n-r.”
Read Also:
- behind bars
imprisoned, particularly inside a jail cell (usually the type with vertical metal bars that keep inmates from escaping). that criminal should be behind bars!
- febry
a misspelling for a month, which when taken literally means something that is still hot and painful the second time around ouch, touching that burning stick hurt, lets touch it again to see if its a febry
- behjesus
behjesus – what you say/scream when you are either confused/stunned/scared/exited joe: “holy behjesus kiil, go eat sh-t!!!” kiil: “shut up joe, go f-ck your mom!!!”
- Fecal amnesia
a condition in which the person does not remember when they last had a bowel movement. most commonly effects college girls. my stomach hurts and i don’t remember if i p–ped yesterday or the day before. i must have fecal amnesia.
- Feeding Hills, MA
a small town next to agawam. for some f-cking reason, agawam thinks feeding hills is its b-tch, because agawam junior high is in f-cking feeding hills. the zip codes aren’t right next to each other, either! 01001 and 01030. they couldn’t have picked a closer number if they’re gonna act like they’re the same f-cking […]