beer tears
when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one’s shirt
“after i had three natty lights, i started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. my friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!”
when a drop of the clear salty saline solution secreted by the lacrimal glands is produced by a sad song during a drinking binge.
you are drinking and the song “last kiss” by pearl jam comes on. this in turn creates a beer tear.
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