Beer Vagina


the exponential swelling of the v-g-n-l area or “goonyah”, often closely -ssociated with excessive beer intake. signs and symptoms may include, but are not limited to:

the appearance of two flank steaks rubbing together.
an unusually large slug trail when walking naked.
may be mistaken for huge t-st-c-ls when jeans are worn.
hey kristin, since when did you get b-lls…oh wait…its your huge beer v-g-n-!

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