Beer Wallet
when you wake up the next day after a hard nights drinking to find you dont have a single note in your wallet but about $30 in change.
caused by being so drunk you only ever pay for each beer with a note.
1: sh-t your wallet is so heavy its pulling your pants off!
2: yeah. i’ve got a bad case of beer wallet.
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