Beers ago
some things are measured in beers, not time
a: didn’t you say it was time to leave this bar and go home?
b: man, that was beers ago!
a: i’m gonna ask that hot girl for a dance!
b: i thought you said she’s not your type?
a: dude, that was beers ago!
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