Beetle
a small german-designed car that is a distant cousin to the porsche. when vw began importing to the united states at the end of the 50’s the beetle was the only true economy car on the market.
commonly -ssociated with the hippies that drove them during the 1960’s. the engine is an air-cooled opposed four (generating some cooling/ interior heating issues that can usually be overcome with a good aftermarket fan.)
it’s simple design makes it an easy car to modify. (many dune buggys, and kit cars are built on the beetle ch-ssis.)
it’s unique body design and chirping exaust note make the vw beetle one of the most distinctive cars of the 20th century.
fun facts: translated from german volkswagen literally means “people’s car.” vw was actually comissioned by adolf hitler, causing some to refer to the car as “hitler’s revenge.”
despite the fact that the origional beetle has long been out of production in the usa, it is still possible to buy a brand new beetle of the original body style in mexico.
has one of the longest production runs of any vehicle model ever, possibly barring the chevy suburban.
the record for most miles driven on a gas powered car is held by a volkswagen beetle. 1,000,000 on only two engines.
my aunt’s sister has had that same blue ’74 super beetle for as long as i can remeber. it still sounds as good as ever
misspelling of the greatest band in history,the beatles
i dont know how to spell but thats ok!
1. a very diverse family of insects, including lady bugs, june bugs, and many others.
2. a type of car made by volkswagen, also called a bug.
1. look at the pincers on that beetle!
2. brooke used to drive an old beetle.
a fugly person… very very very very very fugly
yikes that b-tch is a beetle
aka
damien
aka
bad beetle
a heavily armoured insect with enourmous pincers that can snap small trees in half, e.g. the stag beetle, known for its beautiful and incredibly strong pincers which on the male is use to battle other males for a mate
skreeeeeeeeeee!!!
tick! tick! tick! crunch!! skreeeeeee!!
(n) a variation of “the shocker” whereby you form your forefinger and thumb to resemble the pinchers of a beetle.
“one in the cr-pper, one in the snapper”
“while my wife was sleeping, so i snuck up and laid the beetle on her”
a bowl of marijuana
yo man, gimme a beetle. i smoked my last one already.
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