Beetlejizz
standing in front of a full body mirror while masturbating and c-mming on the mirror so that it looks like you are c-mming all over yourself. on your last 3 strokes, you should say ‘beetlej-zz! beetlej-zz! beetlej-zz!’
this is, of course, based on the popular winona ryder movie ‘beetlejuice’.
josh was trying to pull off the beetlej-zz in his room but his mom walked in while he was saying ‘beetlej-zz!’ for the 3rd time and ended up c-mming all over her.
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