Beetleweed
n. the hair that grows no farther than two inches from the -n-s and surrounds the b-tthole.
“hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!”
“my grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter.”
“i need to shave my b-tt. i tried p–pin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed.”
“dude, didn’t the ancient chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters’ beetleweed, one hair at a time?”
“ohhh no. you hear that? my beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when i walk.”
n. the hair that grows no farther than two inches from the -n-s and surrounds the b-tthole.
“hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!”
“my grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter.”
“i need to shave my b-tt. i tried p–pin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed.”
“dude, didn’t the ancient chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters’ beetleweed, one hair at a time?”
“ohhh no. you hear that? my beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when i walk.”
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